What websites do you want your president to visit? The Washington Post reports that Mitt Romney spends his free time browsing 9Gag Gawker reports that Romney wants to kick every atheist off of Facebook Mitt Romney wants to watermark your cats photos and install a porn filter on every new computer Does that sound like your kind of president? You need a president who makes political
decisions based on what he reads on /r/politics. “This is all pretty uh, pretty convenient” You need a president who loves Shitty_Watercolour and hates karmanaut “You know that guy ain’t shit!” You need a president who occasionally posts to Gonewild “I have cleared this with Michelle” Barack Obama The bacon narwhals at midnight I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message.