President Trump Golfs While Markets Tumble And Health Officials Rush To Produce Coronavirus Tests

President Trump Golfs While Markets Tumble And Health Officials Rush To Produce Coronavirus Tests


WELCOME ONE
AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS —
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I LIKE THAT. THANK YOU. I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS ARE
FEELING TONIGHT, BUT I AM STAYING POSITIVE — NOT TESTING
POSITIVE, JUST STAYING POSITIVE —
( LAUGHTER ) STAYING POSITIVE. I BELIEVE THE BOTTLE OF PURELL
IS HALF-FULL. ( LAUGHTER )
‘CAUSE SOMEBODY STOLE HALF MY PURELL. I WILL FIND YOU! ( LAUGHTER )
THE CORONAVIRUS IS STILL ON EVERYONE’S MINDS, SO DON’T
FORGET TO WASH YOUR MINDS. ( LAUGHTER )
I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT’S EDITION OF” GOIN’
VIRAL.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
BOOK YOUR CRUISE NOW! THERE ARE NOW OVER 600 CASES IN
THE UNITED STATES. THERE WERE 500 WHEN WE REHEARSED
THIS TWO HOURS AGO. ( LAUGHTER )
OVER THE WEEKEND, THE C.D.C. POSTED SOME GUIDELINES FOR
PEOPLE AT RISK OF SERIOUS ILLNESS FROM THE VIRUS,
INCLUDING AVOID CROWDS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OKAY.>>Jon: GOOD ADVICE. GOOD ADVICE.>>Stephen: LET’S HELP
EVERYBODY REMEMBER THAT. CHANT IT WITH ME! AVOID CROWDS! AVOID CROWDS!”
AVOID CROWDS! AVOID CROWDS!”
EXCELLENT. ( LAUGHTER )
HERE IN NEW YORK, WE HAVE OVER 140 CASES. THAT’S THE WHOLE STATE. THE WHOLE STATE HAS 140 CASES. MAYOR DCBLASIO HAD SOME REAL
HELPFUL ADVICE, TELLING CMMUTERS TO AVOID PACKED SUBWAY
CARS. ( LAUGHTER )
QUICK THINKING, MR. MAYOR ( LAUGHTER )
WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THAT? LISTEN UP EVERYBODY, YOU DON’T
WANT TO GET ON THE CROWDED SUBWAY CAR, SO REMEMBER TO GET
ON WITH A CRYING BABY AND AN ACCORDION. ( LAUGHTER )
THINGS ARE WORSE OVERSEAS, THE ITALIAN GOVERNMENT JUST
QUARANTINED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YEAH. EVEN THE OLIVE GARDEN JUST
CHANGED THEIR SLOGAN TO “WHEN YOU’RE HERE– WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE US
CORONAVIRUS!” ( LAUGHTER )
THAT IS THE OFFICIAL RESTAURANT OF ITALY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOSPITALITY, MY FRIEND. WHILE OFFICIALS ARE URGING CALM,
TODAY WALL STREET S&PEED ITS PANTS. ( LAUGHTER )
THE DOW FELL OVER 2,000 POINTS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
IT’S THE LARGEST SINGLE POINT DROP IN HISTORY. I THINK WE HAVE SOME FOOTAGE OF
THE DOW DROPPING:>>DON’T FORGET TO WASH YOUR
HANDS!>>STEPHEN: HE’S FINE. THE DOW IS FINE. ( APPLAUSE )
THAT POINT DROP IS THE LARGEST IN DOW HISTORY– BY OVER 500
POINTS– BREAKING THE RECORD SET JUST 11 DAYS AGO. YOU KNOW WHAT? TRUMP WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID
THIS:>>WE ARE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH
YOU ARE GOING TO GET SO TIRED OF WINNING. SO TIRED. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>STEPHEN: ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED. ( LAUGHTER )
EVERY DAY AT THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE, THEY LET GUESTS RING
THE OPENING BELL, SO IT MUST SUCK FOR TODAY’S BELL RINGERS
BANKING INDUSTRY WOMEN, CELEBRATING INTERNATIONAL
WOMENS’ DAY. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
SO, SUDDENLY, THE MARKET WAS EARNING WAY LESS THAN WHEN A MAN
RANG THE BELL, EVEN THOUGH THE WOMEN DID THE SAME JOB? THAT CHECKS OUT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) HUH. HUH. I SAY, HUH. THE DAY WAS SO ROUGH ON WALL
STREET, BUSINESS JOURNALISTS WERE FORCED TO GET REALLY
CREATIVE. VARIOUS OUTLETS DESCRIBED THE
MARKET AS CAREENING, PLUNGING, SINKING, TUMBLING, COLLAPSING,
CRATERING, PLUMMETING AND CRASHING. IN FACT, THE ONLY COMPANY THAT
DID WELL TODAY WAS “INTERNATIONAL THESAURUS AND
SYNONYM, INC.” ( LAUGHTER )
THROUGH THE ROOF! THIS WAY, RIGHT?>>Jon: GOT TO GET YOUR WORDS
TOGETHER.>>Jon: YOU LOOK GOOD.>>Stephen:
THIS IS THE FIRST CRISIS OF TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY THAT HE
DIDN’T CAUSE HIMSELF AND HE IS COMPLETELY SHANKING IT. ( LAUGHTER )
INSTEAD OF MONITORING THE SITUATION, TRUMP SPENT THE
WEEKEND GOLFING. ( BOOING )
>>Jon: COME ON, MAN.>>Stephen: I KNOW. YOU TOOK THE “OOOH RIGHT OUT OF
MY MOUTH. SEEMS INSENSITIVE, BUT REMEMBER
THAT RIGHT AFTER PEARL HARBOR WAS ATTACKED, F.D.R. WAS
PHOTOGRAPHED PLAYING SKEEBALL. ( LAUGHTER )
“DECEMBER 7, 1941: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN FUN-FOR-ME!”
( LAUGHTER ) THEN, WITH PEOPLE CONCERNED
ABOUT THE GROWING DEATH TOLL OF THE OUTBREAK, TODAY TRUMP
TWEETED, “SO LAST YEAR 37,000 AMERICANS DIED FROM THE COMMON
FLU. IT AVERAGES BETWEEN 27,000 AND
70,000 PER YEAR. NOTHING IS SHUT DOWN, LIFE AND
THE ECONOMY GO ON. AT THIS MOMENT, THERE ARE 546
CONFIRMED CASES OF CORONAVIRUS, WITH 22 DEATHS. THINK ABOUT THAT!”
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. YOU’RE A MONSTER. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT. HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT. HERE’S THE THING: WE CAN
CRITICIZE TRUMP’S GOLFING AND TWEETING, BUT WHEN HE HUNKERS
DOWN AND FOCUSES ON THE PROBLEM, THAT’S WHEN HE REALLY SUCKS. ( LAUGHTER )
CASE IN POINT, ON FRIDAY, HE HEADED DOWN TO THE C.D.C. TO
REASSURE THE PUBLIC, BUT HE LED OFF WITH SOME LESS-THAN
ENCOURAGING WORDS ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY SICK.>>MOST OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO BE FINE. A VAST MAJORITY ARE GOING TO BE
FINE.>>STEPHEN: IT REMINDS ME OF THE
FAMOUS BOB MARLEY SONG. S DON’T WORRY
ABOUT A THING ABOUT A THING
S ‘CAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF THINGS ARE GONNA
S BE ALRIGHT S ( LAUGHTER )
>>Jon: YEAH, YEAH, GET THAT TONE TOGETHER. I LIKE THAT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH.>>Stephen: TRUMP WENT ON TO
EXPLAIN WHY HE’S THE BEST PERSON TO HANDLE
THIS PANDEMIC.>>YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE WAS A
GREAT PERSON. HE WAS AT M.I.T. HE TAUGHT AT M.I.T. FOR, I
THINK, LIKE A RECORD NUMBER OF YEARS. HE WAS A GREAT SUPER GENIUS. DR. JOHN TRUMP. I LIKE THIS STUFF. I REALLY GET IT. PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED THAT I
UNDERSTAND IT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>Stephen: NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, HE’S RIGHT —
I WOULD BE VERY SURPRISED IF YOU UNDERSTOOD IT. ( LAUGHTER )
I DON’T CARE HOW SMART YOUR UNCLE WAS, EPIDEMIOLOGY IS NOT
GENETIC. YOU DON’T GET YOUR MOTHER’S EYES
AND YOUR FATHER’S P.H.D ( LAUGHTER )
KNOWLEDGE DOES NOT GET PASSED DOWN. THAT’S WHY, NO MATTER HOW MUCH
WE ALL KNOW IT NOW, FUTURE GENERATIONS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO
LEARN FOR THEMSELVES THAT YOU’RE AN IDIOT. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Jon: THAT’S A FACT. ( PIANO RIFF )
( APPLAUSE )>>NOTE THAT DURING HIS OFFICIAL
VISIT TO THE C.D.C. DURING A NATIONAL EMERGENCY, TRUMP IS
WEARING A CAMPAIGN HAT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
MIGHT NOT BE APPROPRIATE DURING A CRISIS, BUT IT DOES REMIND ME
OF LINCOLN SHOWING UP AT THE BATTLE OF ANTIETAM WITH HIS
CAMPAIGN HAT. “SUCK IT SOUTH!”
( LAUGHTER ) YEP, THAT’S WHAT HE RAN ON,
“SUCK IT SOUTH.” YOU DON’T REMEMBER THAT?>>Jon: I DON’T REMEMBER THAT.>>Stephen: UP UNTIL NOW,
THERE HAVE BEEN NOT BEEN ENOUGH CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
AVAILABLE, BUT TRUMP SAYS THAT PROBLEM IS SOLVED.>>ANYBODY THAT WANTS A TEST CAN
GET A TEST. THAT’S WHAT THE BOTTOM LINE IS. ANYBODY RIGHT NOW AND
YESTERDAY– ANYBODY THAT NEEDS A TEST GETS A TEST. WE– THEY’RE THERE. THEY HAVE THE TESTS.>>STEPHEN: WOW! THAT IS SO REASSURING AND SO NOT
TRUE. 1.1 MILLION TESTS WERE JUST
DISTRIBUTED FOR A COUNTRY OF 328 MILLION. SO, YEAH, NO. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT, ACCORDING TO TRUMP, THESE
TESTS AREN’T JUST EVERYWHERE, THEY’RE ALSO JUST THE BEST.>>THEY HAVE THE TESTS. AND THE TESTS ARE BEAUTIFUL. THE TESTS ARE ALL PERFECT, LIKE
THE LETTER WAS PERFECT. THE TRANSCRIPTION WAS PERFECT,
RIGHT? THIS WAS NOT AS PERFECT AS THAT,
BUT PRETTY GOOD. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>STEPHEN: SO THE CORONAVIRUS TESTS ARE ALMOST AS PERFECT AS
HIS UKRAINIAN PHONE CALL. (WHISPERING… ). WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE. THAT KNOWLEDGE REALLY GETS A
LAUGH. ( APPLAUSE )
TRUMP’S ALSO TAKING HEAT BECAUSE HE FIRED THE WHITE HOUSE’S
PANDEMIC RESPONSE TEAM IN 2018. BUT HE HAD A REPONSE FOR THAT.>>MR. PRESIDENT, LAST NIGHT,
YOU SAID YOU HAD NOT ANTICIPATED THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENING. WOULD YOU RETHINK THEN HAVING AN
OFFICE OF PANDEMIC PREPARATION IN THE WHITE HOUSE THAT THE
WHITE HOUSE STAFF WOULD LEAD?>>I JUST THINK THIS IS
SOMETHING, PETER, THAT YOU CAN NEVER REALLY THINK IS GOING TO
HAPPEN. ( LAUGHTER )
>>STEPHEN: YOU KNOW WHO THOUGHT A PANDEMIC MIGHT HAPPEN? THE WHITE HOUSE PANDEMIC
RESPONSE TEAM. ( LAUGHTER )
THE SAME WAY — THE SAME WAY YOU KNOW WHO THINKS WAFFLES
MIGHT HAPPEN? THE WAFFLE HOUSE. ( LAUGHTER )
THEY’RE READY ANYTIME WAFFLELES BREAK OUT. ONE OF THE BIGGEST VIRUS STORIES
IS THE GRAND PRINCESS CRUISE SHIP, WHICH HAS BEEN SAILING IN
CIRCLES OFF THE COAST OF SAN FRANCISCO SINCE LAST WEEK WITH
AT LEAST 21 CORONAVIRUS CASES ON BOARD. THINGS HAVE GOTTEN PRETTY GRIM
ABOARD THE SHIP, WITH PASSENGERS REPORTING PEOPLE FIGHTING OVER
ROTTEN FOOD. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
SO, SOME PARTS OF THE CRUISE EXPERIENCE HAVE REMAINED THE
SAME. ( LAUGHTER )
THE SHIP WAS ALLOWED TO DOCK IN OAKLAND TODAY, BUT NOT EVERYONE
IN THE ADMINISTRATION WAS ON BOARD WITH GETTING THEM OFF
BOARD. FOR INSTANCE, THE PRESIDENT.>>I MEAN, FRANKLY, IF IT WERE
UP TO ME, I WOULD BE INCLINED TO SAY, “LEAVE EVERYBODY ON THE
SHIP FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, AND USE THE SHIP AS YOUR BASE.” BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD RATHER
DO IT A DIFFERENT WAY. THEY WOULD RATHER QUARANTINE
PEOPLE WHEN THEY LAND. NOW, WHEN THEY DO THAT, OUR
NUMBERS ARE GOING TO GO UP. OKAY? OUR NUMBERS ARE GOING TO GO UP. I WOULD RATHER– BECAUSE I LIKE
THE NUMBERS BEING WHERE THEY ARE. I DON’T NEED TO HAVE THE
NUMBERS DOUBLE BECAUSE OF ONE SHIP. THAT WASN’T OUR FAULT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>STEPHEN: TRUMP IS SAYING THAT HE DOESN’T WANT THE PASSENGERS
OFF THE SHIP, BECAUSE THEIR ILLNESS MIGHT MAKE HIM LOOK BAD. (AS TRUMP)
“LOOK, IF THEY COME ASHORE, THEN WE’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM. BUT IF WE SEND THEM TO
INTERNATIONAL WATERS, THEN THEY’RE AQUAMAN’S PROBLEM.” ( LAUGHTER )
“OKAY. AATLANTAS INTERNATIONAL WATERS . ( APPLAUSE )
AS FOR FUTURE CRUISES, INFECTIOUS DISEASE EXPERTS HAVE
OFFERED THEIR OWN PLAN: STAY THE HELL AWAY.>>SAY NO LARGE CROWDS, NO LONG
TRIPS. AND ABOVE ALL, DON’T GET ON A
CRUISE SHIP.>>STEPHEN: THAT’S A BUMMER FOR
AMERICA’S CRUISE LOVERS. NOW THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET
CHLAMYDIA FROM A MEMBER OF THE BLUE MAN GROUP HERE ON LAND. IT’S JUST NOT THE SAME. ( LAUGHTER )
ALL DRUMMING, ALL THE INCESSANT DRUMMING. ( LAUGHTER )
WITH MORE AND MORE AMERICANS OPTING OUT OF CRUISES TO
SELF-QUARANTINE AT HOME, ONE CRUISE LINE IS INTRODUCING A
NEW, SAFER WAY TO ENJOY THE HIGH SEAS. CHECK OUT THEIR AD. JIM?>>WORRIED ABOUT THE VIRUS BUT
REFUSE NOT TO CRUISE? PRINCESS CRUISE HOME EDITION,
THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY TO WHERE YOU ALREADY ARE. LOVE OUR SHRIMP BUFFET? ENJOY FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR
OWN SINK. IT’S FINE. EAT IT. NO CRUISE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT
CUTE TOWEL ANIMALS. NOW YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN — A
SNAKE OR AN EEL? GREAT JOB! YOU EARNED SOME SHRIMP! AND DON’T MISS THE EXCURSIONS
BICK PANTRY GRATTO, GARAGE DRAGONS AND NOT A CRUISE WITHOUT
SNRKLING!>>OH, WOW! PRINCESS CRUISE HOME EDITION,
THE FUN IS CONTAGIOUS! ( APPLAUSE )
>>STEPHEN: WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. JOHN KRASINSKI IS HERE. BUT WHEN WE RETURN, THE “C” IN
C-PAC STANDS FOR CORONAVIRUS. STICK AROUND! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )

100 comments

  1. Man the left are such losers…how many comedians does it take to make you all feel better about losing 2016? Pathetic

  2. Colbert is part of the problem. People like him and the media causing divide. Not Trump. Obama waited 6 months and 2000 deaths before he did anything. F*** Colbert.

  3. Obama golfs on veterans day. The first president who skipped out on Veterans Day. That's not a big deal for your Demacrats huh? Probably spit on the soldiers like Jane Fonda did?

  4. Dems put out the virus to interfere with the election. Perfect timing. It's not gonna work tho because everyone knows Cemocrats are the virus!!

  5. I haven't seen this guy in 3 years and he's still relying on Trump to not be funny. I'm not a Trump supporter. Nor did I vote for him. I will say that Trump is a better comedian than this hack.

  6. Just one more bit info. For clueless DEMs….to try another impeachment waste of time and American taxpayers money. On fake info , news. Potus should golf as much ad he can. Trump 2020!

  7. I don't understand why Avoid crowds is so hard, so difficult… just stay the Fuck Home! Keep your ass home, stop for a few days, your life is more important than a 1 minute of "fun" in a bar, concert, game, or whatever the hell you usually go, YOUR LIFE IS TOO PRECIOUS to loose for 1 ONE minute of "fun", you can do all that later, you ain't going to miss anything, what you're missing is you family, use this time to spend with your family, love those that are close to you… I'm not sorry if you find this comment weird or harsh, I don't care, I'm just here to remind you that give love while you can, no matter how hard we try to run away from Death it will come to every and each one of us… Death smiles at us all, but all a man can do is smile back…

  8. 5:06 Sorry to say America, but that tweet is possibly the one and only time that I agree with your Dumb azz President!!!! You people should change from your TV brain to your actual switched-on working brain…

  9. When can we send Trump, his sycophants, and supporters to an island where we don't have to put up with them anymore?

  10. I'm praying real hard. An illness is creeping across the land and we have a Great Orange Hoax in the White House.

  11. I like the look of the blonde chick on the right in that press briefing. That smile that says "Wow, he just makes this shit up as he goes along – amazing"

  12. 22 Deaths out of 546 Cases is about 4%, which is twice what the one Fox News Pundit said it should be. So, potentially, America alone could have as many as 14 million deaths from this outbreak. And if you know just one of them it's a catastrophe. =(

  13. What a stupid president, what is perfect, wow,wow,America, Haha, we are all dead,what a moron,he doesn't even know what's going on,#Americastandup.

  14. You are a joke. You don't have to try and tell them. I miss the days if Johnny Carson….when people were entertained by a professional, who loved people.

  15. "Epidemiology is not genetic!" Colbert said. "Knowledge does not get passed down in the family — that's why, no matter how much we all know it now, future generations are going to have to learn for themselves that you're an idiot." Now this is genius! LOL

  16. It's important to avoid breathing. The virus is airborne, because it was released by the perpetrators of Agenda 21. That was the plan. It wasn't a conspiracy theory …

  17. Pretty sure Jon played a single bar of "Walk Idiot Walk" by The Hives on the piano @ 7:22. It could be a coincidence I suppose, but considering that Colbert said "idiot" a few seconds before, I kinda doubt it. If so, its a nice touch.

  18. A view from a UK expert, Brits are not included in the European ban, Trump thinks the UK isn't part of Europe. We won't leave until December at the earliest.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcJDpV-igjs

  19. When Trump was mouthing off in front of the 4 men and lady they looked like they wished they were ANY WHERE But there

  20. Obama golfed; when japenae aid workers got thier heads chopped by ISIS and also when boko harm kidnapped young girls.

  21. My uncle was an engineer at Hughes aircraft designing satellites and missiles back in the sixties. Therefore I can do that.

  22. The expressions on the people standing around Trump at the CDC . . . they all know what bullshit is spewing out of his mouth, and just can't believe what they're hearing.

  23. Utterly stupid "commentary" by an idiot infected by the TDS virus…as well as the cretin who posted this in the first place.

  24. DO NOT GIVE UP PEOPLE, AND DO NOT ALLOW HIM TO GET A 2ond TERM!!! WE HAVE TO STAND UP TOGETHER, KNOCK TRUMP DOWN, AND PUT THAT CLOWN IN HIS PLACE!!!

  25. And the funny thing is Colbert, you're ratings will be stuffed if Trump doesn't get back in. Oh the poor Media, you just love the source of material the orange man generates for you Woke lot…

  26. If you are NOT sick: You do not need to wear a facemask unless you are caring for someone who is sick (and they are not able to wear a facemask). Facemasks may be in short supply and they should be saved for caregivers.

  27. Trump is a giant hypocrite. His little spiel about "the flu killing 40,000 a year, yet we close nothing down."
    Terror attacks kill less than 50 US citizens, on average per year, if you even it out. Yet Trump bans travel from more than a dozen countries.

  28. "the first crisis of Trump's presidency that he did not cause himself" – laughing my ass off 😂😂

  29. The people who die from the normal flu are classed as at risk. So of course if they get coronavirus then it can be deadly. No one wants to be told a love one is dead all because some stupid test kit wasn't everywhere yet and they could hospitalised them. Think about it how pissed off would you be?

  30. I don't think trump was saying that he didn't want them off the ship because it will have to add numbers to the infected…. Commonsense, he was saying those infected on the ship will automatically expose others to the virus infecting more people which would make the numbers go up because it will spread it further!!! However, Those infected and not infected need to be off that ship or everyone on that ship will eventually be infected plus they need to be treated and it would be miserable to be stuck at sea without food and other resources

  31. Jimmy Kimmel is fifty-two and David Spade is fifty-five, of
    the two, who among them can best benefit from a good hair dye treatment to
    better their television careers?

  32. Always love the jokes. The thing is though is if Trump has failed to stop this virus and that makes him incompetent that also has to be true of every other leader who has failed to stop the virus. That would include China, basically all of Europe and I guess now South America, Canada, Russia and Africa. Blaming Trump for this will never pass the smell test simply because of how many other major world leaders were also caught by surprise of this flu. Only a small minded person would ignore this fact. That was directed to you democrats, just making sure you knew that in case you know it flew over your head.

  33. How could those guys standing with him, hearing him say that stupid crap, keep from laughing or retching…?🤮🤮🤮🤮

  34. Goes and golf's in the worst time. Wtf!! I bet he drives on the greens too. THAT'S AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE THERE!! OBAMA WOULD'VE BEEN ALL OVER THIS VIRUS.

  35. Trump is facing the Uni-Party of Anti-American globalists for all American Patriots. Had Hillary won our country would have been seized for foreseeable future. God Bless the People of America as they join together to stop the globalist elite from taking America. MAGA is for all Americans who love their country and their fellow Patriots. Join us !!~!!!~!! MAGA !!~!!!~!!

  36. It is a shame that this man takes joy in Americans being hurt in the stock market…odd? Is America his enemy? Perhaps…however, the market is incurring corrections of a nature that will help put it on sound footing for the future. Lower oil prices can help fight the ratchet effect and put downward pressure on prices…in the long run this will prove very good. Why would anyone take joy in the troubles of America?? This guy here is a jerk…a true jerk who hurts children with his biases….American voters are waking up and we will see the black Americans make the difference in this coming election. Thank the Lord for smart voters….the duped biased idiots who clap at this jerks prods are never going to recover from their pit of lunacy.

  37. Are you between the ages of 17-45 , enraged over the fact that Biden is beating Bernie, and scrolling through these comments perplexed as to how it’s even possible considering all the people you see across the internet shouting “#Bernie2020”? If so, then PAUSE. ✋🏼🚨

    DON’T COMMENT, VOTE

    HERE’S THE COLD HARD TRUTH:

    Only 13% of all votes cast on Super Tuesday were from people between the ages of 17-29. That’s literally abysmal.

    17-45 year olds across the nation overwhelmingly favor Bernie, however most 45+ year olds instead prefer Biden.

    THIS IS WHY BERNIE IS BEHIND:

    BOOMERS AREN’T TALKING, THEY’RE ACTUALLY VOTING. IF YOUNG VOTER TURNOUT REMAINS THE WAY IT CURRENTLY IS THEN BERNIE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY LOSE THIS ELECTION.

    Take just 15 tiny minutes out of your day and message as many friends/family members you possibly can to make sure they’re all registered as a DEMOCRAT and, more importantly, whether or not they have all the details on HOW, WHERE, and WHEN they’re going to vote. If you or any of your friends can’t (or won’t) go in-person then please at least go to your state’s voting website and register for either early voting or for an absentee/mail-in ballot.

    PLEASE, FOR THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY WHO NO LONGER OR JUST PLAIN OUT NEVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE TO HAVE THEIR VOICES HEARD LIKE YOU DO NOW, GET YOUR FRIENDS TOGETHER AND MAKE SURE YOU GO OUT AND VOTE IN YOUR STATE’S PRIMARY.

    *Remember to check all the dates, deadlines, and requirements for your specific state. If you’re unaffiliated, independent, or currently registered with any other political party, you WON’T be allowed to vote so make sure to double-check your registration.
    (COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE IF YOU AGREE!)

    *Also for everyone who has already seen this comment on other political related videos please bear with me for a bit. Just trying to do whatever I can to get my generation to go voice ther opinions on their ballots instead of all over Twitter, YouTube, or literally anywhere else except for the one place it will actually matter in the end. Once there’s a clear front runner between Bernie and Biden, I’ll stop posting this and switch gears towards trying to beat Trump in November. Thanks!

  38. Anyone else exhausted by this non-stop shite show? Grab your plunger, roll up your sleeves, the time has come to Flush the Orange Floater.

  39. I hate to admit it but I was thinking that a large number of people die from the flu every year so is this particular strain really a big deal? My god, I'm thinking like Donald Trump! My cognitive faculties are at Joe Biden levels. Help!

  40. Yeah dude, the flu numbers are much higher because those are the final numbers looking back on the flu season, as opposed to the COVID outbreak which is just starting to ramp up. Also, testing for influenza is cheap, fast, and available at any hospital/clinic/doctors office nationwide.

  41. Man, I bought a laptop recently and it WAS PERFECT FUCKING TIMING because I needed a new computer, and now I can avoid public workspaces on my college campus

  42. Stephen Hypocrite Colbert hosts a liberal talk show to help spread the virus, and places the audience health at risk, but complains that other people aren't doing enough.

  43. Oh Colbert, you're so funny. NOT!
    Hey you people, some things just shouldn't be joked about. Do any of you characters remember these headlines:
    'President Obama’s Ebola problem
    The Ebola crisis in the United States has become an anchor threatening to sink the Obama presidency.

    Already under fire from critics who saw the federal response to the outbreak as disorganized and timid, things went from bad to worse.'

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