Jim Carrey Makes Late Show History With Grand New Orleans-Style Entrance

Jim Carrey Makes Late Show History With Grand New Orleans-Style Entrance


FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST IS THE
STAR OF “SONIC THE HEDGEHOG” AND SHOWTIME’S
“KIDDING,” AND NOW THE CO-AUTHOR OF THE FORTHCOMING NOVEL,
“MEMOIRS AND MISINFORMATION.” PLEASE WELCOME TO “THE LATE
SHOW” JIM CARREY!( APPLAUSE )
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>>Stephen: JIM CARREY,
EVERYBODY! THERE YOU GO!>>OH, MY GOD!>>Stephen: OH, MY GOODNESS.>>WOW!>>Stephen: OH, MY GOODNESS.>>JON BATISTE AND THE STEPHEN
COLBERT SECOND PUNCHLINE DANCERS. OH, WOW.>>Stephen: WOW, IT’S SO
LOVELY TO HAVE YOU HERE.>>SO GOOD TO BE HERE FINALLY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OH, MY GOD. SO WONDERFUL TO BE HERE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. AND YOU’VE DONE SUCH AN
INCREDIBLE JOB, AND YOUR HEART AND YOUR HEAD ARE SO BEAUTIFULLY
INVOLVED WITH ALL THAT’S GOING ON. AND I RESPECT IT, AND I
APPRECIATE IT.>>Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU.>>ABSOLUTELY.>>Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>YOU’VE BEEN WONDERFUL.>>Stephen: THAT’S BEYOND
ANYTHING WE REHEARSED.>>NO, IT IS NOT. IT IS KIND OF OUTSIDE. BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO ME THEY
SAY THAT.>>Stephen: WELL, HOW DO YOU
FEEL– WHEN YOU SEE THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, DO YOU FEEL– I FEEL
DREAD SOMETIMES, AND THEN I COME OUT HERE AND I FEEL BETTER WITH
THESE PEOPLE TO SHARE.>>I THINK, YOU KNOW, THIS IS
THE THING THAT PROVIDES ITS BALANCE, ISN’T IT, YOU KNOW?>>Stephen:
>>Stephen: BEING WITH THE PEOPLE?>>YEAH, EXACTLY. IT GIVES US A BREAK FROM THE
OBSTREPEROUS BLOVIATING BAG OF FLATULENCE THAT IS TRYING TO
TAKE THE SHINY CITY ON THE HILL AND TURN IT INTO A DUTCH OVEN.( LAUGHTER )
YOU KNOW? WE DON’T HAVE TO PULL THE COVERS
OVER OUR HEAD AND BREATHE DEEPLY THE AMBROSIA OF EVIL, YOU KNOW?>>Stephen: I LIKE THAT.>>I THINK WE CAN COME HERE AND
HAVE A GOOD TIME, YOU KNOW( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: WELL, DID YOU–>>DID YOU EVER SEE– DID YOU
EVER SEE THE MASSES OF COMEDY AND TRAGEDY.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>YOU’VE SEEN, THAT YEAH, YEAH. IT’S MORE LIKE… LET’S DO IT
TOGETHER. WE’LL BE BOTH. YOU DO THAT, I’LL DO THE OTHER.( APPLAUSE )
BUT, ACTUALLY –>>Stephen: PUT THAT ON A
T-SHIRT.>>THAT’S NICE.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>THE REAL TRUTH OF IT IS BOTH
THOSE MASKS ARE TRAGEDY.>>Stephen: OH!>>AND THIS ONE IS JUST IN TOTAL
DENIAL.( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT. I DON’T WANT TO GET TOO DEEP
HERE. BUT “SONIC THE HEDGEHOG” MOVIE,
OKAY–>>THERE YOU GO.>>Stephen: IS COMING OUT.>>YES.>>AND YOU’RE DR. ROBOTNIK.>>LET’S PUT THINGS BACK IN
PERSPECTIVE.>>Stephen: KIND OF. I’M ALL FOR “SONIC THE HEDGEHOG”
MOVIES. WE ACTUALLY HAVE SONIC UP IN THE
DOME TONIGHT.>>WOW!>>Stephen: THERE’S SONIC.>>OH. THAT’S THE YIN. BUTES YES THE YANG?>>Stephen: JIM– THERE YOU
GO.>>OH, THERE YOU GO.( APPLAUSE )
>>THERE CAN BE NO LIGHT WITHOUT THE DARKNESS! DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND? IT’S THE WHOLE MESSAGE TONIGHT!( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: YOU PLAY DR. ROBOTNIK WHO HAS A 300 I.Q.. THAT>>THAT’S RIGHT. I HAD TO DUMB IT DOWN A BIT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT HE’S A GREAT– GREAT
CHARACTER. HE’S KIND OF LIKE NIRKS
IKALOTESLA AFTER A RED BULL.>>Stephen: BEAUTIFUL
MUSTACHE.>>THE MUSTACHE WAS A PROBLEM.>>Stephen: DID YOU GROW THAT?>>NO, THAT WAS FROM CENTRAL
CASTING, THAT MUSTACHE. NIGHTLY WHIPLASH.>>Stephen: I WAS ABOUT TO
SAY.>>THAT MUSTACHE AND I HAD
CONSTANTLY ARGUED, YOU KNOW, THROUGH THE WHOLE PRODUCTION.>>Stephen: IF YOU ACTED TOO
HARD WOULD IT JUST COME ON?>>EXACTLY. IT WAS HALF OFF. IT WOULD NEVER COME FULLY OFF. IT WOULD COME HALF OFF AND
TICKLE MY COSTAR. I DON’T KNOW, VERY
UNCOMFORTABLE.>>Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP
HERE. YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT’S GOING ON
IN THIS CLIP?>>SURE. FIRST OF ALL, IT’S NOT A CLIP. IT’S DIGITAL IN HOLLYWOOD NOW. THERE ARE NO CLIPS.>>Stephen: YOU CAN– CANNY
TELL US WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THIS DIGITAL FILE WE’RE ABOUT
TO LOAD UP?>>EXACTLY. IN THIS LINK, THE– THE PURPOSE
OF THIS LINK IS THAT ROBOTNIK MEETS THE HIGHER UP OF THE
MILITARY OPERATION, AND HE’S THE SECRET MILITARY OPERATION. HE WANTS TO SHOW THEM WHERE THE
REAL POWER IS.>>Stephen: OKAY.>>NOW THAT IS AN EXCELLENT
SETUP!>>Stephen: YOU’RE A PRO. NO ONE’S SAYING YOU’RE NOT A
PRO.>>OKAY, OKAY.>>Stephen: JIM, LET’S GO TO
THE CLOUD.>>ARE YOU IN CHARGE HERE?>>YES I AM. NO! WRONG! I’M IN CHARGE–
>>MAJOR–>>I’M IN CHARGE! YOU NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
THIS BEFORE. THIS IS A TOP BANANA IN A WORLD
FULL OF HUNGRY LITTLE MONKEYS. ALLOW ME TO CLARIFY. IN A SEQUENTIALLY RANKED
HIERARCHY, THE DISPARITY BETWEEN US IS TOO FAST TO QUANTIFY.>>THE DOCTOR THINKS YOU’RE
BASIC.>>I’M INITIATING A SWEEP
SEQUENCE. 10 MILES IN EVERY DIRECTION
SHOULD SUFFICE. IS HE STILL LOOKING AT ME FUNNY?>>YES, HE IS.>>TELL HIM TO STOP OR I’LL PULL
UP HIS SEARCH HISTORY.>>Stephen: NICE. I KNOW I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON
HIS SIDE BUT I’M KIND OF PULLING FOR ROBOTNIK HERE. WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK BECAUSE
IT’S TV.>>DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.>>Stephen: WE’LL BE BACK WITH
MORE JIM CARREY.>>SELL SOME BAD STUFF.

100 comments

  1. Jim Carey was giving us MASSIVE PRICELESS messages throughout that ENTIRE interview! Thank you Jim for being brave and using this platform to speak truth!!

  2. Kids don't know anything about Jim Carey in films, and "In Living Color." ^___^ And the 1990s used to have the best cartoons and Toonami was amazing. Everything is so boring and dull now, and filled with remakes and reboots. Too much instagram and snapchat with these silly kids. The Narutard generation.

  3. I love this guy. Who does not remember In living color. So funny talented artist painter & not scare to tell it like it is about the dictator

  4. He just seems weird and faking.it leading the band with an umbrella. The drummers should lead

  5. Carrey slings the insults. Guess he forgot about being a walking STD & infecting a girl with his multiple diseases Herpes 1 & 2 chlamydia and Hepatitis A, according to court records, she then went on to commit suicide. Carrey the typical Hollywood degenerate spreading STD's & TDS

  6. Hes just another trump hater. I wont be watching his films anymore. He hasnt made anything worth watching in a long time.

  7. Always drops some serious scary truths but acts nuts and exaggerated so they don’t blacklist him. He is the closest sheep will get to knowing about the madness that goes on

  8. Jim Carrey is my all time most favorite person. His explanation of politics was on point. A bunch of flatulence. 😂 Also if he had grabbed my hand the way he did that ladies, during his entrance, I would have died right their.

  9. As a native New Orleanian, the second line was fantastic.
    JC not so much. Celebs not from New Orleans all up in our culture are highly annoying. 💕

  10. Wearing a Metropolis T-Shirt! I have been his fan for so long, he is just SO BRILLIANT and TALENTED. His comedy, drama, paintings, words of wisdom, overcoming depression… Please just live forever.

  11. He is truely intelligent. He doesn't really want to keep the facade up which Stephen, despite being very clever and righteous, does.

    I hope humans as a whole develop someday. And not just a tiny few individuals that we get every now and then.

  12. Jim Carey is clearly out of f#$ks to give for this train wreck of a movie… He's just here to chat with Stephen… And I found his heartfelt comment to Stephen about what he's been doing with the show to be genuine and touching… And with that entrance? Who couldn't like Jim Carey?

  13. Anytime anyone says ‘Canada is a (negative thing) I point you in the direction of this fine chap and say not Canada, no Jim, how would that make you feel’
    I also throw in Phil Hartman, Ryan Gosling and Reynolds, Nina Dobrev, Seth Rogan and Rachel McAdams for backup

  14. Its a shame one goes directly to politics…its a shame. just make people happy…no politics…no religion. ENTERTAIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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